January 2012
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Marriage and Skyrim
I MARRIED INGUN BLACK-BRIAR! but we gotta move to my house. Her mother is not appreciative of her choice of an “alternative lifestyle.” I mean she said she’d send the Dark Brotherhood after me for Talos’s sake. =( I don’t think she knows I’m one of them though…
The alchemist chick ? Can you actually marry her ?
Yeah her, and no you...
November 2011
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Halo Anniversary
The new map, BREAKNECK, is a good map.
The inlusion of only one BANSHEE is
FUCKING SHITE!
Why gear a map to one team?
At least the Forgeworld maps have a clear sight
so you can take the fuckers down.
In Breakneck, you get a decent pilot getting
the Banshee and it’s odds-on favorite they’ll win the game.
No wonder I’ve never played a match on there
and finished with...
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Dom Died. Part 2
Seems somebody didn’t like my last post
about Dom’s death.
She got a little upset about it.
Apparently I “need to shut the fuck up.”
(Which doesn’t come across so threatening
when it’s typed across a Disney picture)
So I’m pretty ‘meh’ about that, too.
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Dom Died.
Still can’t get over how many people are saying
they cried when Dom died.
For fuck’s sake, people.
I thought, “meh” was a valid reaction.
It’s not like you couldn’t see it coming.
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Fuck off! I am not a team player!
So I spend the time and energy on Gears of War
to rank up my fortifications on Horde
so I can use the Command Center,
and some fuckers keep activating it.
DO NOT TOUCH ANOTHER GUY’S COMMAND CENTER!
TWATS!
GET YOUR FUCKING OWN!
Normally I wouldn’t mind but
whoever calls back-up gets the kills,
not the person who bought the fucking thing.
That’s wrong.
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October 2011
1 post
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September 2011
9 posts
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If they made an iPhone with a qwerty keypad, I’d be on it like a tramp on chips.
I like/need a qwerty keyboard but i also want apps.
iPhone do lots!
Games, photography shit,
Allsorts!
Blackberry don’t do apps.
Well, theoretically they do,
But only shit ones.
Sort it out Blackberry, my contract’s nearly up.
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JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING ARMOUR-LOCK
OWNERS OF HALO, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS.
WHAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
I DON’T WANT TO RUN OR DIVE,
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO FLY OR DISSAPEAR,
JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING ARMOUR-LOCK
IN EVERY GAME-MODE.
TWATS.
August 2011
5 posts
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Bad Language at Sports Stadiums
Is it acceptible?
I watch Rugby League. Rugby League (RL) at St Helens, to be exact. Our crowds are more vocal that any other fan-base in the League. Some teams chant their team-name over and over, but St Helens (SAINTS) have a long history of making songs, not just for the team and our own players, but the opposing team and players, too.
Enough with the history, now the question. Should...
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Out of Your Depth?
If you’re playing Fable 3 and you actually have to send an audio “Help me!” message,
perhaps you might consider Kung Fu Panda?
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June 2011
12 posts
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Woohoo!
Shit, shower, shave,
Then off to the Saints v Wigan game.
Via the pub, but that’s a given.
Just won a game of Squad Slayer 75-17
lol, necrophilia!!!!
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Where'd everybody go!?
Just played Big Team Battle
and of the sixteen who were playing,
all but three of us disappeared together.
One against two.
Strange.
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Armour-Lock
I wouldn’t mind capturing flags and planting bombs
if I could just have my Armour-Lock.
Why has it been taken out?
It’s so funny when you’re in a small room
with an enemy Armour-Lock aficionado.
And of course the explosion of an accelerating Ghost.
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Running Riot
Woohoo! Got my first Running Riot
Without having to be in a vehicle.
It was lovely!
There was DMRs, shotties, plasma grenades and launchers.
Poetry in motion.
Even the obligitary elbow in the face.
The next game I got just six kills.
WTF?
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While I'm Ranting....
While I’m ranting what’s with the Big Team Battle layout, lately?
Just let me kill people without having to
capture or defend a flag!
I don’t want to plant any bombs, either!
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New Firefight Arcade? WTF?
What the FUCK have they done to Firefight!!!???
If I wanted no-mark pricks flying round with FRGs and rocket-launchers
I’d fucking pick Rocketfight or FRG-fight!!!
Fucking douchebags.
Take it down to rifle and DMR as a start-up kit
and give us some time before those who NEED power-weapons
get to fucking have them.
The only borderline power weapons you should have is the
sniper-rifle...
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May 2011
11 posts
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Killer!
I’m back, baby!
We can scratch that last post completely.
I got my fourth, and then some!
It’s a good feeling when six of the opposing team
Have your name under the ‘Killed Most By’ section
Without being one of those pussy-whipped snipers.
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Halo Reach Challenges
Why is it they put a Challenge like,
Win X amount of games today,
I can never get that last one!
It’s only four games, for Christ’s sake!
I had more than twenty kills per game in my first three,
Now I’m a heap on the ground.
It’s not that I’m playing badly,
My teams just aren’t winning.
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Firefight
thegamersnewsletter:
elevenhundred:
Fiesta-fight.
You get what you’re given
And you kill as many as you can with it.
I thought I was the only one who appreciated fiesta! There is hope.
It looks so good when you have Shotgun, Sword, Hammer, Sniper and Lazer Spree in your Carnage list!
Variety is the spice of…er…death?
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Firefight
Is nobody else pissed off with people
voting for FRG and Rocket-fight?
I don’t even like Arcade-fight.
Give me Fiesta anyday.
You get what you’re given
And you kill as many as you can with it.
Simple, elegant, and not quite
So fucking boring.
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XBox Troubles Part 2
Nah, there’s no troubles anymore.
I got my 77 revenges on my first game back.
Plus the ‘Ordnance’ challenge.
Both combining (with a good Slot Machine) to get me a Commendation.
All resulting in me being able to afford both the ‘Security’ shoulder armour.
A good Halo round, when all’s said and done!
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XBox Troubles
XBox keeps disconnecting me.
I test the connection and it says I’m good.
I sign in.
It signs me out.
I have two more ‘revenge’ kills for the Weekly Challenge.
Don’t let me play, Xbox, and I will seek my revenge!
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Action Sack - Halo Reach
I’m loving the new games on Action Sack.
Especially BOOM! BALL.
The hockey rink would be good if they took off the ability to kill.
Some want to play and score.
Others don’t bother with the ball and just pummel opponents.
Which is a bit fucking lame.
Go play Griffball if that’s all you want.
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RDR Undead Nightmare
Finally got round to finishing Red Dead Redemption.
I’ve had it since it came out but other games have drawn me away.
I treated myself to the DLC Undead Nightmare.
Fracking awesome!
Isn’t it about time Rockstar Games used a similar format for GTA-IV?
Bring some life (I mean death) back into it?
It would feel so much like the TV series, The Walking Dead.
Running zombies over with...
April 2011
11 posts
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Not Right Now, Guys
Just can’t be arsed with people today.
Some strange hours at work over the past couple of weeks.
Gonna play my take-it-easy, one-player, fallback game.
Red Dead Redemption.
I’m gonna shoot some bunnies.
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Clans and Parties
Just played Spire against a team consisting of a party of five.
It included two Heroes and a Field Marshal.
I was the highest rank on my team at Brigadier II.
We kicked their fracking arses.
78-52
They stalked the main Spawn-Point.
Word of advise….
There is no main Spawn-Point on BIG BROTHER!
Group together for the whole game and we know where to send a rocket.